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Jonathan

Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.
WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!
by 6_Dana1703_ May 13, 2020
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Jonathan

Jonathans (or also called Jon at Hans cock) are a rare example of how to express shesh.
The name can be traced back to the Ancient Greece empire, where it got used as an slang word for anal sex. Jonathan’s are more likely to have aids or std. But ones you find a German Jonathan don’t hesitate, they are clean like a queen.
by keineLegende April 27, 2021
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Jonathan

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see
by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016
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Jonathan

The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.
Have you seen my buddy Jonathan

Ew I never want to see him again. Did you hear what he did?
No?
by SimplyGigi November 3, 2019
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Jonathan

An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.

Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"
by Thewhiteboy of the south September 26, 2020
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Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018
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Jonathan

Jonathan means Gift Of God (which is very very ture) He's a great friend and he's not too shy and not too talkative. Jonathan is super creative and very smart but dose not like putting his brain to it's full capacity. He loves Sports and makes only the best friend. He's a fun guy to be around but sometimes he tries to be too funny. He will never stay mad at someone for more than 2 hours. Just a great guy to be around.
Hey I met this guy at park playing some sports, he was a great guy I think his name was Jonathan
by SpongeBobpacman October 18, 2021
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