Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 22, 2020

teddy jingles

the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.

teddy jingles is a fat horse

by teddyjingles November 20, 2021

george jingle

Some dumb shit your homie say when he high as fuck and tryna rap about stupid shit

"why are you single? cuz you look like george jingle"

by billy boob joe bill May 27, 2016

Jingle-tinkle

When the girl is wearing a sleigh bell choker and the guy fucks her to the rhythm of jingle bells, while taking a tinkle.

I wasn’t in the holiday spirit but he hit me with the Jingle-tinkle anyways.

by Henry Valdez March 20, 2024

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

by Zynodome September 23, 2020

Jingle

A mixture of sad and cute; used like an adjective - “he is so jingle.”

The old man eating alone at a restaurant was so jingle.

by hlk5598 November 24, 2018

Jingle Wank

Any type of boring repetitive music mainly played in shops, shopping malls and lifts. Jingle Wank can be found in any music genre but is primarily all jazz.

Let's all go to Ronnie Scott's on Saturday night, I hear there's a jazz extravaganza, I do love a bit of jingle wank.

by Corva March 9, 2019