Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

Jewish Docking

The act of a Jewish man rubbing the hand of another man.

"Oy vey! I'm down for some Jewish Docking. Let's touch tips!"

by Oz Goy April 07, 2021

Jewish foreplay

The Jewish man pays for the Jewish woman's shopping spree

Bekkah and the goils went to Tiffany's on Mort's american express--a nice afternoon of Jewish foreplay

by mrmott February 02, 2009

jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 10, 2017

Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

by Deputydrool November 20, 2014

The Jewish disappointment

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first

It’s the Jewish disappointment

by Tiger21boss July 03, 2020

jewish fingering

When someone is looking for money in a vending machine

Hey dude did you see tony Jewish fingering that vending machine

by Puddydestroyer February 21, 2014