A hickey from a person with a gap between their front teeth so large that the result resembles a lobster.
Lara grinned and Landon giggled … Kevin caught a glimpse of his fresh lobster hickey and knew they were dating.
by Oreosgirlfriend December 27, 2021
by cocknockers December 29, 2008
A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
by b-13 January 09, 2014
by Jack York April 09, 2013
typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
by mrbukkake March 18, 2013
Friend:walking around the room pinching people
Me:uh are you really being a sticky lobster right now
Me:uh are you really being a sticky lobster right now
by RAWR XD Skert October 23, 2017
Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
by ScorpGem February 11, 2015