Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.
by Krinlex September 24, 2022
by kintups June 25, 2024
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
by Benny TP June 24, 2009
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
by sunnysunny22 January 04, 2019
"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019
a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
by Fun_times_nope June 11, 2018
a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."
by vindaloon May 27, 2023