into the night

A great song to karaoke or just sing randomly around under age girls.

'She's just sixteen years old, leave her alone they say. Seperated by fools who don't know what love is yet. But I want you to know that if I could fly I'd pick you up, I'd take you into the night and show you a love... like you've never seen... never seen'

by mannondale May 14, 2009

bionic intoxication

The state of intoxication where normal, yet seemingly impossible tasks or activities become not only plausible but almost second nature or impossible to fuck up. and get easier the more intoxicated you become. Activities such as bowling, pool, beer pong and talking to members of the opposite sex.

I'd totally want to play pool with you, but I'm not nearly fucked up enough to play. Maybe if i had some bionic intoxication going on, l'd kick your ass.

I wish my bionic intoxication would kick in so i could go ask that female for her number.

Now that i got me some bionic intoxication, I'm gonna fuck you up

by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003

10 Degrees of Intoxication

An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.

|Sober|

1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone

"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."

-10 degrees of intoxication-

by HeroicFlow [benk514] February 18, 2009

Look into it

When you are so shit at your job and too lazy to fucking work, simply reply to your work colleagues that you will ‘look into it’ when in reality you will do fuck all about it

Yo Simon, I asked you to fix that fucking door. Now it has fell off and squashed a child. What the duck you gonna do about it

Hey man, quit sweating. I’ll look into it

by Rookie boi June 30, 2018

into the woods

a play about fairy tale characters wanting their wish to come true and in the end they get it

cinderella went into the woods to get her wish.

by Corie June 16, 2004

Fuck'intosh

Another name for an Apple Computer. Often derogatory, used when the computer is not working correctly or is incompatible with some software. Derived from the original name for Apples, (Macintosh)

"What kind of computer did you buy?"
"A Fuck'intosh."

by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007