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Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
mugGet the Asian stir frymug.

stir your pasta

I'll stir your pasta!!!! >:(
by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022
mugGet the stir your pastamug.

stir the crock

"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff December 14, 2008
mugGet the stir the crockmug.

Stirring the ketchup

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."
by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018
mugGet the Stirring the ketchupmug.

stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.
It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!
by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020
mugGet the stir-bat crazymug.

Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes
Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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Stirring the mayo

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!
by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018
mugGet the Stirring the mayomug.

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