Allah Jar

This is were you shit into a nappie/diaper bag and put it in a jar. Leave it over night and open it in the morning to smell the true stench of your shit.

Person 1: "Man, is that peanut butter?"
Person 2: "No, it's my Allah Jar. Wa t a sniff?"
Person 1: "Nah I'm good"

by TurkeyTwatter March 24, 2020

Graveyard Jar

A jar in which you keep 1-2 grams of each different bud you buy over an extended period of time

"yo you gotta see this nug of blackberry kush I got in the graveyard jar, I got it from cali last month."

"I have almost 20 strains in the graveyard jar!"

by 413represent January 4, 2012

Mayonnaise Jar

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.

Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!

by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp

"It smells like jars of cancer!"

by Sheep Squad October 8, 2019

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

by traplord&lady February 12, 2021

cake jar

Very sexual for sex things

Damn that girl vagina be like cake jar

by Kevsexy February 3, 2021