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Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women
Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025
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Houston

The kind of guy who’s gonna die alone and a virgin. The kind of guy to obsess over a franchise like, I dunno, Star Wars or Marvel. Uses Reddit, that should say enough.
Oh my God, I asked him why hyperspace was blue and he started lecturing me on lore for 45 minutes! He’s such a Houston.”
by AdmiralHous March 24, 2022
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Houston Blackface

When you take a shit on a bald lady’s head and rub it into her face.
“Hey did you take part in the houston blackface last week?”
by NotAFruitSalad May 31, 2022
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Houston Trent

A silly yet fascinating person. A man who can procrastinate projects and at the same time will dive head first into them. Houston is a person who is reliable and dependable.
David, you are such a Houston Trent
by Winstonjumanjohn November 26, 2021
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houston love story

a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story

‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools
by heartkid March 18, 2024
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Houston honeybee

A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant
Male #1:dude me and Jessica gave Melissa a Houston honeybee

Male #2: sweet!
by That_random318 January 9, 2023
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Houston Elliott

Guy 1: You ever hang out with Houston Elliott
Guy 2: Hell yeh he's the muthafuckin bomb!
by That guy that is not cool June 24, 2011
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