Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women
Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww
by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

a since which you move to a new area and find a new love interest or partner out if no where , and you guys hit it off amazing everytime you see eachother
‘i can wait to have my houston love story’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
‘i had a houston love story my 12 grade year when i moved schools’
by heartkid March 18, 2024

A silly yet fascinating person. A man who can procrastinate projects and at the same time will dive head first into them. Houston is a person who is reliable and dependable.
by Winstonjumanjohn November 26, 2021

1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
by The guy on the train March 11, 2020

by Moneybagyo2 November 20, 2023

A group of 4 or more individuals aligned in a circle jerk, taking fentanyl, and conserving their body heat during the South Texas winter.
by dummboi January 15, 2024
