buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

by wheaty June 08, 2005

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

Hanate wakuso shiseo tadashite teriyaki suzuki honda civic

by Hanate0218 November 06, 2018

Honda Odyssey

A minivan that is so slow and big. Good for cramming, bad for racing.

Odyssey Olivia: my Honda odyssey van will beat ur audi.
Audi Alex: Nah man, You Will Lose 100 Percent.
Odyssey Olivia: im better i will win n u will lose
Audi Alex: Surrreeeeee…

After Race:
Audi Alex: Me for the win, lezzz go!
Odyssey Olivia: ur cheating u dindt dserve 2 win
Audi Alex: What?
Odyssey Olivia: it was a tyop
Audi Alex: E moment

by Aston Martin simp October 15, 2022

Blue Honda Civic

referring to a blue unstable honda civic. They say call 911! cause they refer to a crashed honda civic.
this originated from the incident on the ridgeway road

man wone- oh no i crashed my blue honda civic
wife- call 911 now!

by HonkyManStan December 29, 2023

Honda night

When you work over 16 hours on a Honda for race day, just for it to burst into flames on race day.

"I never want to have a Honda Night again bud!"

by Bowow7 July 04, 2023

Racist HONDA

When Mammon is the true God to worship, even HONDA can be really nasty. HONDA produced good car, but it can't defeat its greatness in having a such racist staff. In Malaysia, by having a racist staff is okay, and HONDA condoned and approved such act! If it not enough, insulting the dead and other religion will do! Yes...that's the power of racist HONDA!

Racist not belonged to the White nor to the Black, but reside within racist HONDA that don't care whether its staff is racist, as long as she sell a lot! That's a truly devoted, ultra and fervent Mammon worshiper!

by Mammon_Apostate! December 19, 2018

Mach Honda

A high speed in America, triple digits in the customary system. When a regular car hits 100 miles per hour.

Driver: *is speeding* "That's Mach Honda."
Passenger: "What?"
Driver: "105. 110. 115."
Passenger: "We're gonna fucking die."

by lilsisterfigure on IG June 10, 2022