puppet history

This is a puppet show created by Shane Madej on the YouTube channel, Watcher. He talks about certain historical events and these are hosted by the Professor, a blue and jelly bean-loving puppet (puppeteered by Shane, ofc). The Professor teaches these to the two guests on the show, one always being Ryan Bergara and another guest that changes with every episode. Ryan has never won the title of history master because the professor never lets him win. Oh and the songs that each episode ends with? Lyrical masterpieces.

"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."

by sleeepytime July 31, 2021

History Student

Urm well I definitely read all about it...remind me will you? What is it again?

Phil: I'm an Accounting Student because I want to help rich people

Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV

by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021

History Angel

A History Angel is someone who preserves a piece of history that would have been lost forever.

Bob is a history angel for keeping that photo album.

by Miles Bighorse January 2, 2019

Browsing History

1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.

1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.

by nick202007 September 22, 2018

living history

Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.

My hobby is living history, where I play an medieval heraut at re-enactment events.

by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017

dating history

A list of people with whom one has had sex with more than one time. "Dating history" is distinct from "list of one night stands" in that sex was completed on more than one occasion. "Dating history" is distinct from working as a concubine in that cash payments are generally not made by the male. "Dating history" is similar to working as a concubine in that payment is made by the male for sex by either buying food for the female and/or feigning interest in what the female says. "Dating history" has a shorter timeline than "in a relationship".
Note: parents believe that the definition of "dating", if the male is a teen, means "having fun", not sex.

from Cheatsheet.com: A look back at Ariadne Grande's dating history.
from Cosmopolitan.com: Taylor Swift's dating history.

by 2020forever August 1, 2020

oral history

Da timeline detailing your various "suckcesses" with a number of fellow humans.

With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!

by QuacksO June 6, 2019