A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.
by Brendasue333 September 04, 2019
Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.
by ImHungry4Biscuits February 09, 2010
When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021
The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.
by S. Chamberlain March 15, 2007
An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011
by uncleDshizzle March 15, 2015
The act of having ones penis wrapped in chains that are tied to a buddies muddin truck. The driver then proceeds to throttle on and off in a way that the truck moves to and fro whilst pleasing the chained individual.
"Hey Jimbo, hook these chains to your big 'ol super duty hitch and gimme a Hillbilly Dick Tug for me wouldja?"
by SgtDanger October 02, 2011