cranberry highway

a highway of which cranberries are crushed by on coming cars. The result of which is cranberry juice. A juice we know and love.

"cranberry highways forever" -Remix Beatles Strawberry Fields

by masked cruseders August 15, 2011

mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

jesus loves me

gosh im so glad mentally unstable camels jumping over the autistic sheep got ran over by a dead turtle doing 190 on the highway

by fortnite hot November 16, 2022

highway 61 revisited

The greatest album ever released.

Highway 61 Revisted is the greatest album ever released.

by Grobus December 29, 2004

hershey highway patrol

A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.

"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."

by Lila K August 1, 2005

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

highway 40

screwed up, like the highway is. H40 for short. Usually used when talking about a person to stay away from.

John: That girl is like so H40!

Lizzy: Stay away from him, he's kinda highway 40.

by Leesa J. October 21, 2007

Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.

(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!

by Bage September 23, 2011