Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

by Funkyisms July 20, 2016

Hendonizm

The ability to use words orally or in written form in such a way that the reader or listener will feel that they had just recieved a compliment or words of wisdom, yet were completly disrespected and made to feel like an absolute idiot. A true art of Word Smything.

Staff Member -"Boy my Boss really wrote some nice things about me in my yearly evaluation!"

Someone with a Brain, "Dude! That's whats called a Hendonizm. He just called you the biggest idiot on the job."

by Big DaDa Moose September 7, 2006

Heno

A very hairy young man with a fortè for waterfalls and buckfast.

"Hey Heno d'you want some joint mate?"... "Nah man, I dont smoke that baccy shit."

by Bainsey September 2, 2003

Hensonphilia

One who fucks puppets.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the guy that ran the puppet show? Total case of Hensonphilia.
Friend 2: Huh?
Friend 1: Carlos walked in on him ramming the bunny puppet.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 19, 2010

Henoc

Henoc is a guy that will change your point of view on your life he makes everyone happy and he’s sweet caring finee smart and funny

girl: i need a boyfriend i’m so lonely

boy: i think you should date henoc i heard he’s all types of amazing !I

by Henoc kanda November 23, 2021

Heeyoung

a person who likes to suck dick and shove it up her ass. She likes truffle butter and doing Eiffel towers. She destroys guys like Ross Henry by sticking her finger up their pee pee. She also likes bitting a mans hair on their penis off.

That girl is such a heeyoung.

by Hqueen October 9, 2016

Hendog

Any older bald man who is and absolute legend absolute legend. Has 5+ jobs. People grow up wanting to be exactly like him. Lets everyone in the room know he's the alpha male.

Ravell: Yo dude Frank is crazy. He has like 7 different jobs
Zack: He's really becoming your average hendog

by DarthSkrub June 3, 2017