slut hen

A chick who is constantly looking for cocks. She mainly values them for their peckers.

Invariably, there's one or more of these in any henhouse.

A slut rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do".

A slut hen says "any cock will do".

by bitchuck August 4, 2024

Little Red Hen disorder

Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.

My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P

by QuacksO April 25, 2016

Hen

Gender neutral.
A person who has the sole purpose of gossiping/causing conflict and is content with the most basic and fundamental material. Hens create close knit groups quickly so they don't have to interact with others who do not gossip or passive aggressively segregate themselves. Social media, cheesy mugs with only a quote and Mean Girls references are quick identifiers.

1) Steve was informed that Veronica is a Hen. Veronica later that day talked shit about everyone they work with but comments at least no one here is ugly. Veronica refuses to assist Steve while she instructs him on how to do things; Meanwhile she searches for a top for her upcoming party where she hates the host but her friends are going so she should at least pop up.

"Don't worry about the office Hen. Once they get to know you, it'll be not as uncomfortable."

by anonymous December 24, 2020

Hens

A Hens is the typical plastic fan. One season he supports Leicester, the other he will be a United fan out of the blue. A Hens can be recognised by the fact that he isn't loyal and supports a new football club every season based on their perfomances in the first couple of games. A real Hens will also deny that he ever supported an other club.

-Wait wasn't that guy a Liverpool fan?
*Yes indeed, but now he is a United fan, cause they started well this season...
-Wow, what a snake, he's such a Hens!

by Clochelny August 19, 2017

driving hen

Sexual domination of multiple women

Dude, last night I was driving hen.

by Wonderwoman99 March 16, 2014

side hen

A side chick that has been a chick on the side for a long time.

He called her his side hen cause she was his side chick for years.

by quixotickane January 27, 2018

Kuel Hen

Noun: (person) Hip navel line eternal womb carriers (have/has/had).

The Kuel Hen is the grandiose treasure to el turt denali.
Roop that loudly!

by Ambassador General Anus Cleon December 17, 2021