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Hector

Do you not know Hector is? He is an abberation to the concept of humanity itself. As a platonic concept, he is that of an abstruse extraneous being in this world. The name, Hector, is just an onerous alias. The depths of darkness is omnipotent within his soul. The name of evil is an ancient ostracism before he transcended from the living low. Hector is Hector. Any other mortal using his name ends up getting erased. That name alone holds power. Power itself is scared of Hector. Hector takes in power whenever he wants. No human in the planet of earth can imagine how strong hector is. Don’t defy him.
Hector heated Goku in 0.000001 of a second?!?!??
by LolAlvo July 28, 2021
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Hector

omg he is a hector because he is better than evan
by HectorJ November 14, 2020
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Hector

Hector is a guy who makes every other guy pail In comparison he makes everyone laugh with his amazing humor and he never fails to make you feel safe when you're in his presence. He's the kind of guy that you never want to let go of and make him yours forever. (He's usually a dork to)
Girl 1: omg Hector is so funny we work first shift together and I can't stop laughing

Girl 2: he's so amazing and he's all mine did you know he likes milkshakes ?
by ☆Emo_potato☆ November 20, 2023
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Aunt Hector

Micheals Aunt
Micheal: I am a famous biologist my Aunt Hector discovered salmon (the fesh) my family made many dicorvery.
by poopydiaper911 November 9, 2021
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Hector

Hector is the most loyal and realest nigga out the west bitches call him short so he is suicidal oh and that nigga funny too ngl
Hector is funny asf no bap
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Hector

Hector is a good person. He is Athletic,chill,he can be out going somtimes, and he is also caring. He is average looking.
Oh look is Hector, let's ask him is he wants to hang out later.
by User1444 November 22, 2021
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Hector

He's a narcissist that never actually learns from his mistakes, barely has any real friends because he sucks that bad and is fake af. He's overall really bitchy and pathetic, constantly seeking external validation. Hector also likes to talk about how feminist, mature and progressive he is. But really, he just mindlessly retweets basic takes on Twitter to keep up with appearances and pat himself on the back, and then acts like a misogynist piece of shit. To him, every girl that is not either quiet or extremely nice to him is a "bitch” and “exaggerated”. Also, he loves being friends with fascists and people that generally suck, then talking shit about them behind their back, and then continue to act as though he loves them. He sucks as a person and everyone who has the misfortune to meet him should run far, far away.
He is whiny and pathetic from top to bottom, unfunny and has a recycled personality.
Did you hear what Hector said? He's so fucking dumb, it's straight up impossible to stand being in the same room as him.

X : Hector why did you just yell at that girl?
Hector: Well, she's a bitch that doesn't do everything I want her to.
God, Hector is so annoying he just repeats things people found funny five months ago over and over, he doesn't even have his own sense of humor, also his music taste is pure shit! No wonder he hangs with people who make racist jokes.
by u_fuckingsuck March 23, 2023
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