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Hayley breasley

Hayley breasley is sooo nice
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hayley manu

hayley is a tard hayley is a bully hayley has no friends
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Hayley

Hayleys are very nice and you should be their friend. People ship her with girls tho.. (Be aware girls)
Person 1: Is that a Hayley
Person 2: OMG yes I ship her with me!!
by Dontcomeformepls February 16, 2022
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Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
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Hayley

A girl who has BPD and sees social systems, mainly pertaining to sexual intercourse, through a sociopathic lens.
"Man, I should've never let that Hayley into my life, I'm going to go insane."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
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Hayley

A shy, nice, quiet girl who gets all her work done. Loves making friends and becomes close with people in one year. Then she will become toxic, and say rude things and eventually drop you, take glass, cyt you open, and pour salt into your wounds.
"Hayley dropped me and blamed me."
by slut for you September 5, 2021
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Hayley zahnow

Hayley Zahnow is a unique specimen. She is very kind and has great morals. I recommend being her friend and getting to learn more about her. befriend her. because her story is a great one, and you should feel honoured to be along for this chapter! She is incredibly kind. And this is made clear from how she treats those around her and also how she treats her ugly-cute dog. She has so much drive and motivation. She has ambitious dreams that seem intimidating for some, but she is ready and she is already putting in the work now to get her there.

She also has a very interesting fettish…
Her biggest strength is also her biggest flaw; She is a great listener, which means she can forget to talk sometimes, and both of you might be sitting in awkward silence for a bit. But if you can get her to open up, you will be closer than you’ve ever been with any of your other friends.
Miss Hayley Zahnow. If you’re reading this, I hope all is well, and I hope you are happy in SOCOMD. Maybe you should go catch up with the old Q Serge hey?

Love you heaps bro
by Apparatus_88 October 23, 2024
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