History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
by Macguyverwasntreal November 15, 2019
1) A trace of where you have been on the internet in certain browsers.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.
2) What you delete when you Google 'live sex'.
1) I feel nervous when people look in my browsing history.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.
2) Instead of deleting my browsing history, I will use incognito mode.
by nick202007 September 22, 2018
I delete all Browsing History so my mom will not find out why i search Puuung and even Korean Kissing
by Hyebun1 June 01, 2021
A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.
by KNC Undercover January 18, 2022
Girl 1: Hey I'm dating Mark
Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.
Girl 2: Oooooooo I don't think that's a good idea girl I checked his thot history.
by Thecarter85 December 01, 2015
by Miles Bighorse January 03, 2019
Living history is an activity that incorporates historical reconstructions of every aspect of everyday life into an interactive presentation that seeks to give observers and participants a sense of stepping back in time.
by Stixoyxgkxtjxti January 16, 2017