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Greg

Greg is surely the best person on the planet. He's smart, sexy, nice, and a great athlete or runner. He has roch hard abs and get woo anyone he pleases.
Holy sh*t! Who's that hotty?
That's Greg dumb*ss who else would it be.
by Matte Fiber February 19, 2019
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cider greg

A land based mammel dwelling most commonly in south western england; however they have occasionally been sighted in lower northern regions. Cider gregs are fuelled only by cider, preferring cheaper grade ciders such as tvc, k-cider and their favourite.. summerdown. Cider gregs enjoy such activities as swimming(fully clothed), getting undressed on command, destroying children's sandcastles and shouting general remarks to innocent bystanders.

when sighted, cider gregs should not be approached. keep your distance and, where possible, make sure small children/adolecent's ears are covered.
by diggasound November 26, 2009
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Old Gregging

(V.) To Old Gregg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do but that you do.
Effective examples of old gregging include:

1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?" or "do you ever drink baileys from a shoe?"

2. Do you want to see my mangina?

3. You got your rod stuck in my head motherlicka
by Frankie Boyle's Girl December 31, 2010
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Greg

Someone who skips School on a monday.
Person1: Where's Greg?
Person2: It's Monday
Person1: Oh yea

Person1: Where you were yesterday?
Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg
by AttleboroTaco March 13, 2008
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A "Greg Scott" Substitution

Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.
I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"
by SomeRangersFan April 11, 2009
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greg

Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.
"Dude she totally wants my greg"
by ron7188 March 8, 2008
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Greg Palast

The only journalist who regularly seems to be paying attention to the way America is being sold to large corporations and the highest bidding political dynasties in the U.S. But why doesn't he get published in the U.S. papers?!?
I worry that Greg Palast is going to get taken out for asking too many questions about the Bush family!
by chthonik May 13, 2004
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