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Crevice-Grippers

1). The pre-evolved form of bats, using their prolonged arms to jump from cave crevice to cave crevice, but not yet capable of flight.

2). A man who lurks in the shadows, waiting to grab women's butts.
1). "The crevice-grippers of the Lascaux caves in southwestern France, known for their prolonged appendages, will one day evolve into the modern bat we know and love today."

2). "Omg what is that thing in the corner?!" "Girl, that's a crevice-gripper. He only want your ass. Stay in the group and you'll be good."
by JulieRobyn February 25, 2025
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Niles Gritter

That Niles Gritter stuck in the snow bank, across from the dispensary, is one of the finer citizens of this town.
by Troll Bait December 3, 2025
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Dorkwad Willy Gripper

When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.

Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 19, 2023
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The act of performing oral sex with a man, and then proceeding to quickly take your mouth off right before he orgasms, yelling “blast off” when he ejaculates and then catching the load on your face when it comes back down, then proceeding to say “The mission to Mars is a success!
I never had a Martian Left Hander Gripper Sipper before until this crazy shawty from Thailand gave me on.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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Nintendo Hate Grifter

A YouTuber that dedicates their channel mostly hating on Nintendo or Nintendo fans for the sake of money or clout, rather than actual concern for the direction the company is going. They will post daily nonstop videos bashing Nintendo because the algorithm benefits from negativity and upload frequency. They either made their channels specifically to hate on Nintendo, or shifted their channel focus to hating Nintendo when it became the popular thing to do. Calling them out for grifting will lead to you being labeled a shill or a bootlicker, regardless of if you agree or disagree with Nintendo's decisions.

Note: Criticising Nintendo's anti-consumer actions doesn't automatically make you a grifter. Problems arise when your criticism turns into a content farm for the algorithm.

How to tell if someone is a Nintendo Hate Grifter:

-Near-Daily Uploads Hating on Nintendo or its fans
-Use of AI in thumbnails
-Misinformation that can be debunked by a Google search ("You don't own the console", "$90 Games")
-They began hating Nintendo after the whole $450 Switch 2 situation
-Their content style is similar to other Nintendo Hate Grifters
"Nintendo Hate Grifters have made it hard to tell if a video criticising Nintendo was made out of genuine concern or just because it's trendy."
by LPBvgc November 27, 2025
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No surrender slipper gripper

The act of inserting a slipper into either the anus or vagina of sexual partner A, after it has been sufficiently widened. Sexual partner B then inserts their foot inside the hole and puts the slipper on hands free. Once the slipper is secured B then thrusts their foot back and forth until partner A achieves orgasm. A very fun way to pass time! Traditionally popular with Northern Irish loyalists, part of 12th of July celebrations!
Person A: ‘What are you trying to do with that slipper?’

Person B: ‘Baby lube up. It’s time for the No surrender slipper gripper’
by soggy foor January 2, 2026
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Spring Grove Gripper

When you are butt ass naked and insert a cigarette in your anus while clenching your hole & cheeks
“Hey yo! Have you ever done a spring grove gripper?” “OH HEEL YEAH I FUCKIN LOVE THAT SMOKING TECHNIQUE!!! HOMIE”
by 2nd amendment enjoyer January 14, 2026
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