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Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job
“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”
by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024
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Smack the Goose

The act of masturbation
I don't have a partner so I have to smack the goose
by Ratrangler29 June 7, 2025
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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.
"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
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Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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