gansta grip

To hold an object sideways. Often associated with firearms.

I got my cap to the back and my AK-47 in a gangsta grip.

by Rappasaurus March 22, 2003

Motorcycle Grip

The "Motorcycle Grip" is achieved by placing your thumb in the anus of a willing recipient (male or female...whatever turns you on), curling your fingers as if gripping your hand around motorcycle handles, and moving your thumb back and forth while making the sound of a motorcycle (I.E., Vroom Vroom, Screeeeech, or rrrrrng rrrrrng). If you find yourself able to perform this simultaneously on two willing participants then you are now performing the American Chopper.

Man I had that bitch on all fours last night and she squeeled like a little piggie when I dropped the Motorcycle Grip on her ass!

by Dirk Stronghold April 30, 2008

monkey grip

Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.

Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.

Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.

I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.

by extrasketchy March 24, 2009

salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice

Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip

by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014

Death grip

When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.

Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”

Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”

by KennethRoberts September 20, 2018

bugger's grips

Sideburns.

As defined on tonight's Jonathon Ross show (BBC1 22:30).

Used when referring to Supergrass's lead-singer's haircut.

by Rob Dickson June 4, 2004

Bachelor's Grip

1) The higher than average grip strength commonly seen in men who have been single for several years due to excessive masturbation.

After a crushing handshake Andy described David as having a "bachelor's grip"

by naw_ye_didnae January 31, 2017