Granny Blaster

These are the absolute worst speakers someone can have in their car. They can also refer to speakers in general such as in a boombox. Granny Blasters are named such because they are only worthy of being owned by your grandmother. Any music coming out of them will sound like shit either because they are really old, or just really poorly made - like I said, something your grandmother would own.

Kid #1- Yo, man I just got a new car!
Kid #2- Fuckin sweet man, now we can drive around town and pump music like the badasses we are!
Kid #1- Nahh man, shit's got Granny Blasters on it, we got to hook it up first.

Radio Raheem in Spike Lee's "Do the Right Thing" did not have a Granny Blaster. His boombox was crisp as it blasted Public Enemy.

by Boston Glitch Pigeon August 03, 2009

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Granny Chair

1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair

1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.

2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.

by IL CAPONE February 18, 2011

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Gonorrhea Granny

An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.

Person 1: Dude my Grandma got Gonorrhea!
Person 2: What a Gonorrhea Granny ffs.

by Xaltz September 10, 2009

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Granny Dip

A Granny Dip is when the penis is removed from the vagina during sex, either accidentally or on purpose, then quickly inserted into the anus and then back in the vagina to continue with straight sex.

"I was banging her pussy hard till I felt like a bit of a granny dip; she strongly objected."

or,

"Granny dip my arse, dip it, DIP IT!"

by Phillip Beale September 13, 2007

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