Granny Chair

1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair

1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.

2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.

by IL CAPONE March 6, 2011

Gonorrhea Granny

An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.

Person 1: Dude my Grandma got Gonorrhea!
Person 2: What a Gonorrhea Granny ffs.

by Xaltz September 9, 2009

granny juice

The juices or discharge from an old ladies vagina.

Ive just made love with an elderly lady. she was so horny i soon got her granny juices flowing.

by the snercher December 2, 2010

Granny Dip

A Granny Dip is when the penis is removed from the vagina during sex, either accidentally or on purpose, then quickly inserted into the anus and then back in the vagina to continue with straight sex.

"I was banging her pussy hard till I felt like a bit of a granny dip; she strongly objected."

or,

"Granny dip my arse, dip it, DIP IT!"

by Phillip Beale September 26, 2007

granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.

Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"

by pro2aria June 6, 2007

granny banging

grannies that claim to go to bingo but have wild sex in a toilet

tom: hey sexual mumma want to join me in the toilet for granny banging
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime

by josie iz sxc December 28, 2007

granny panties

Giant, comfy, stretched-out underpants that women wear 1-2 years into a long-term relationship after the initial thrill of sexy lingerie is gone (usually accompanied by failure to wax nether regions).

Aw man, my girlfriend used to dress like a Victoria's Secret model; now she has a mom muff and wears granny panties. She's still sexy, tho!

by mommuff June 24, 2014