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code golf

Code-golf is a competition to solve a particular programming problem in the fewest bytes of source code.
by GoodProgrammer December 21, 2021
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golf tree

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree
by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021
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Golf swinger

A golf person who only plays with random groups or people. 9 holes minimum per time out.
The guy over there is a golf swinger, he is just looking to play.
by Hole in 1 February 1, 2020
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Golf Gestapo

In the world's best sport aka Golf, the Golf Gestapo is an overzealous Starter or Course Marshal. They'll harass you over arriving early, bitch for wanting seperate carts, micromanage your scramble, search your gear for hidden beer, or any number of things that make them feel like they have some power in life. The word was famously coined from the comedic duo M.B. & T.M. at Hodge Park in Kansas City Missouri
*Us coming out of the club house*
Starter: "Hey I need to see your receipt!"

M.B.: "Our receipt? We literally just walked in and out to pay for our round. Why in the hell do you need to see our receipt?"

Starter: "I want to verify that you paid for the round and the carts. Without a receipt you can't play."

M.B.: "What are you the Golf Gestapo? We play here weekly and have never dealt with this. Ask Bill over there and he'll tell you to pound rocks. We're not showing you a damn receipt."

Starter: "Receipt or no play."

M.B.: "Jawohl!"
by WalterWWhite December 13, 2022
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golf rat

An unemployed twink who spends all his time on the golf course in search if a sugar daddy.
Me: David, what have you been doing since you were laid off?
David: i’ve been spending my days at the country club checking out the studs.

Me: Oh David you’re such a golf rat.
David :Gotta pay the bills somehow!
by MrManmosa June 23, 2019
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Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.
Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.
by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014
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Golf bro

Similar and closely related to a dude bro, the golf bro spends his time discussing golf, drinking at golf courses and running over fellow golf bros with golf carts
man that golf bro just leveled three bros before putting the cart in the lake
by Datsu smallcoch May 18, 2021
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