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Floundering around

by Zack the nigga June 9, 2018
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Flounder

A fag-like girl who thinks she is hot shit when in actuality everyone hates her and can’t determine weather it is a girl or a boy this person is very crusty and most likely HIV positive. A real nigglet in the eyes of society
Person 1: hey did you see that new kid?
Person 2: yea I tried to talk to her but she is a real flounder. I’m just gonna stay away
by NotMikePence November 5, 2018
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FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN
sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE
by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019
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Flounder mouth

The physical reaction on someone's face, and in particular the involuntary contractions of the lips that occurs when an individual becomes extremely jealous or envious when hearing about the successes of others (family, friends, rivals, enemies) - usually this facial expession precedes a petty or otherwise disparaging comment. Often accompanied by the act of "Casting shade". See also - "Flounder Mode"
1. "Did you see Victor's face when Jimmy pulled up to the house in his brand new ride. Chrome was gleaming man. Yeah Vic got dat Flounder mouth real quick when he heard it was paid fo wit cash! "

2."Ohhh did you see last night !!?? Becky stay in Flounder Mode all night when she found out that she was actually the third round draft pick for Johnny. She was talking shit all night after he pulled the whole switcheroo right after they arrived at the party for a hotter chick. Dunno why she fighting so hard to swim upstream. She know she basic"
by Street poet December 27, 2019
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Floundering

The act of a football player faking injury, illness, or seizure movements, in order to gain the player’s team an additional time put.
Nicholls football fan: “Look! It’s Joe Remus down- he’s floundering ref, throw the flag!!!!”
by DancingLaLa January 3, 2020
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Fromundapoop

When a misinformed male uses improper wiping technique and ends up with an accumulation of fecal matter on ones nutsack.
"Have you smelled that guy lately?" "Ya I think he's got some fromundapoop going on."
by ersparky April 23, 2020
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founderwank

Invoking the one or more of the founding fathers of the United States as of they were perfect gods among men in the hopes of shutting down a debate.

Bonus points for quoting an obscure piece of writing out of context.
"George Washington, the father of our country himself, stated in a letter to his beloved wife that he had an unpleasant time during his visit to Virginia. Clearly the entire state is inferior."

"I'm not a fan of founderwank. Can you try again with an actual logic based argument?"
by Cheesewiz Man August 29, 2020
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