Friend

Some one who throws their phone at you, kick your feet and threatens you everyday. It’s not called bullying it’s friendship and if they do that then buy them some food they deserve it

uR sUcH a FRiEnD

by ididurmomanddad January 11, 2019

Friend

A mystical creature most men have never met

jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no

by Krakendakon September 27, 2020

Friends

A reason for living

Be careful which friends you choose and make sure you choose the right ones

by Angular126 December 1, 2019

Friend

-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.

- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.

My Friends are the best thing I halve ever had in my life

by W3irdoz June 4, 2016

Friend

Another way of saying “not alone buddy”

We’re not friends we’re just not alone buddy’s :3

by KayaFakeKat March 4, 2021

Friend

Someone who shows you their boobs because they love you.

Virginia showed me her boobs so she is my friend.

by VirginiasFriend January 27, 2021

Friends

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)

YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,

WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

The greatest show to ever exist.

Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.

by Kalfy October 6, 2018