Evan is a beautiful, kind, and sexy ginger. He knows who to make you feel happy and loved. Also he is the GAYEST human being in the world.
by AliceForRealsOMGA February 22, 2018

a litte boy with large pepperonis who will have be a successful SMALL BUSINESS OWNER of his ICE CREAM STORE
by EVAN ICE CREAM April 25, 2017

Evan is a ugly ass nigga who has no life at all and is always taken for granted he is the most horrifying person you can look at I swear if you look at him you will die fam if you know this specific Evan befriend him and run away fam
Jeff: Hey you know Evan
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
Ryan: Yea that ugly ass nigga, I almost died looking at him
Jeff: Honestly he worthless and ugly asf and can't get a girl
by XaddyFact November 5, 2017

by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019

Evan is a masculine male. He has every girl in love with him and is constantly sweet and honest. He never judges or calls people names. He always forgives, and never wants to hurt someone’s feelings. He cares beyond belief and loves with all his heart. He does everything he is asked and is great at football, basketball, and wrestling. He is tall and handsome and is decent sized in weight. He is great at drumming and is popular but doesn’t know it.
by hvw913 April 23, 2018

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
by feuves January 23, 2022

by That random one May 13, 2018
