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Edgar

A latino kid usually in Middle school or Highscool with a bowlcut, fake airpods, and cheap gold necklaces or bracelete. They are most likely acting "cool" and or most likely are or is racist, usually saying the N word more than black people do.

Bassicly, they want to be black, but fail miserably
Luke: "Do you know where Room 210 is?

John: "Speak to that Edgar over there"

Luke: "Okay."

Luke approaches

Luke: "Hey whe-"

Joshua: "Maldita perra, chupa mi pito gordo de 9 pulgadas"

Luke: "What are you saying?"

Joshua: "Cállate, maldito. Fucking ni- "
by Zetro anlimo thennek ynavoy September 18, 2023
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Nutty Edgar

Usually a fat diabetic Mexican. He simps over any red head girl. He’s also a good kisser.
Yo, you’ve seen Nutty Edgar around? Oh nvm I see his fat ass.
by The 6 God Himself October 22, 2020
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Edgar Linton

A man who is loved by his wife. His wife does not love Heathcliff, and does love Edgar Linton very very much.
Heathcliff: Edgar Linton's wife Catherine loves me.
Anyone who lives in reality: No, she actually loves Edgar Linton. She told me she hates you, actually.
by Edgar Linton Official March 30, 2024
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Edgar

girl: hey u cute
Edgar: yeah i know im called Edgar
by redgfrse November 14, 2019
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Edgar Acuña

Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.

Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.

Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."

Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Edgar Acuña is believed to be the leader in penis size-to-wealth ratio!
by Ahkuna April 20, 2022
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hannah edgar

a blonde girl that falls in love with skater boys and thinks that the word "bababooey" is funny but so do i
person1: have u met hannah edgar? she was on my toilet searching pork faggots

person 2: no
by dingdongthewitchisdead69 November 26, 2020
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Edgar

The most unmanly. Some tend to have pink guns. Tend to make the worst decisions(especially with women).They are fat in the heart and always eating. They are obsessed with their exes. Their new girls are always ugly.
EDGAR: I miss my ex Michelle I want her to mommy me!
HIS EX: no.
by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023
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