A sarcastic response to sarcasm, double sarcasm is highly deceptive. Through double sarcasm, it appears that you did not realize that the person was being sarcastic, whereas we both know that you were fully aware of it. In fact, you have to be aware of it in order to count as double sarcasm. Unlike sarcasm, which often utilizes a sarcastic tone, double sarcasm is highly deceptive and utilizes no such tone. The objective is to pretend to miss the original sarcasm and respond seriously. In essence, double sarcasm is the truth disguised by the veil of false ignorance.
Billy: I can't wait to pull hella tail now that I got this advice!! (original sarcasm)
You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)
Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.
You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!
You: No. His advice was terrible. (double sarcasm)
Billy: No. Your sarcasmdar is broken.
You: Double Sarcasm strikes again!
by Violent Milk February 26, 2010
Double Glock Means 99. A saying started By bone thugs N harmony and their crew. They come from a Street in Cleveland called East 99 and ST. Clair. 9 Being 9 mm And two would be double.
Thuggin threw my thuggish ass hood at night wit my pipe
thuggin down the " Double Glock "
tryna get my swerve on
watchin my back well 6 5 tryna roll on
thuggin down the " Double Glock "
tryna get my swerve on
watchin my back well 6 5 tryna roll on
by SamMyzi January 05, 2006
by Jesus Baca October 29, 2009
A double bluff is a type of bluff where you lure your opponent into thinking that you are bluffing, and commit to a position based on the perception that you're bluffing, when you in fact hold all of the cards. It's a very dad humor type of prank humor. E.g. filling a jar with spiders, placing it next to the cookies, and labeling it SPIDERS DO NOT OPEN.
Don't open that jar it's FULL OF SPIDERS!
"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"
"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"
"Ahhhhh! I thought you were kidding!"
"Ahahaha yes, it was a double bluff I got you!"
by barry b July 30, 2016
Stronger than "facepalm". When you cover your face with both your hands in extreme frustration or disappointment. Usually written between asterisks in online conversations.
- Hey there, did you finally get that DVD I asked you for?
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*
- Oops... I forgot again, sorry! :D
- *double facepalm*
by d4ml4n February 11, 2009
When a guy and a girl are arranged in a 69 position. The girl gives the guy a blowjob while he preforms an abortion on her.
by Pooper123123 January 03, 2009
The double ghostbuster is the pinnacle of shitting achievements in which an individual manages two highly difficult elements (or ghostbusters) in one sitting.
A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.
Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.
A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.
A single ghostbuster is when one takes a dump only to discover on inspection that there is nothing in the toilet. Where is it? Straight down the U-bend? Who knows.
Another type of ghostbuster is where one takes a dump, wipes his arse and on expection finds the paper contains no evidence a shit ever took place. A clean break, so to speak.
A Double Ghostbuster, then, is the seemingly impossible combination of both occurances outlined above.
Winston: Ray, Ray, I've just done a Double Ghostbuster!!
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon
Ray: Yeah right, whatever
Winston: It's true Ray. It was clean as a whistle!
Egon: It's statistically 1 in 14 million to pull off a double but it can be done.
Winston and Ray: F*ck off Egon
by Regislow April 03, 2008