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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
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Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped
Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.
by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021
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Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.
by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021
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don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.
Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.
by Zestied December 18, 2023
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