divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere
by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023
Get the Divorcemug. This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!
by man!? May 30, 2018
Get the on divorcingmug. The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.
Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.
by beedub75 October 27, 2021
Get the Post-Divorce Whore - PDWmug. A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
Get the Texas Divorcemug. Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
by Cromwelle October 7, 2022
Get the Proto-Divorcemug. A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.
“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”
by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022
Get the Divorce Fartmug. reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023
Get the divorced whalemug.