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Sister in Divorce

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.
I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.
by Revita S June 2, 2024
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divorce gene

gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience
she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene
by child of divorce June 1, 2022
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Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
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Divorce Fantasy

Divorce Fantasy is the pitiful feeling children experience after their parents end what is usually a tumultuous marriage. On some level, children feel hope that their parents might suddenly someday reconcile & play nice.
Ava kept in the back of her mind a divorce fantasy that her parents would magically turn into Phil & Claire on Modern Family & stop being jerks.
by Ohio Divorce Lawyer Anne February 21, 2014
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Divorce

Divorce what mothers do because of useless dads.

Divorce: The reason why most children hate christmas
Friend: My parents got a divorce.

You: Welcome to the 50% fall where we are all miserable!
by anonymous March 12, 2023
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Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.
After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.
by LesleeB February 12, 2020
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Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.
Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.
by Cromwelle October 7, 2022
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