When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.
Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.
by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023
Get the sleep divorcemug. This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!
by man!? May 30, 2018
Get the on divorcingmug. by Iggy10 October 7, 2023
Get the Divorce-aversarymug. Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023
Get the divorced dad musicmug. When player two disconnects.
"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."
by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025
Get the Super Mario Divorcemug. by Your second mother May 29, 2021
Get the Divorcermug. A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025
Get the Coat Hanger Divorcemug.