Dumple dick

Someone who uses magic to be a dick or performs magic in a dickiesh way. The word comes from the fictional character Albus Dumbledore the wizard from the Harry potter trilogies and also the word dick which has many other meanings. It can also be used for someone who crosses you in a negative magical way like a miracle or something unbelievable got lucky.

The magician at the show was a real Dumple dick. I cannot believe that Dumple dick didn't wreck his car when he cut me off driving.

by Atracey April 2, 2015

Dumpleganger

Noun: An individual wearing a mask of your face, that ambushes you while you're taking a shit and starts enthusiastically fucking you. (in any orifice of the dumpleganger's preference)

Also refer to: Dumpelstiltskin

I barely had time to pinch a loaf before my dumpleganger burst in and started fucking my face!

by Professor Butt Knuckle January 27, 2016

breakfast dimples

is when fat girls or rarly males have large indents in their fatty legs and/or ass, they are called this because you are able to pore milk and cereal into them for breakfast

'what did you have for breakfast this morning?'
'i had cereal from a chick's breakfast dimples'

by betterbeaf May 4, 2009

Kidney Dimples

Kidney Dimples is a term used to describe someone who is in a state of arrogance and is oblivious to his or her own nonsense. The phrase routes back to 2006 when someone wrongly defined back dimples as kidney dimples and also stated that everyone had them when they are in fact genetic.

Larry went kidney dimples the other day when he started rambling on how he thought the actor who played Frances on Malcolm in the Middle was Neil Patrick Harris, even though we told him it wasn't true.

by WinifriedPaulletta November 3, 2013

Canadian Dimples

When a Canadian native smiles, one can see the wonders of the northern realms. A true Canadian's smile will provide dimples in the shape of hockey sticks, or possibly the shape of hockey skates. It is one of the seven wonders of the northern world.

Hey look at Carmen! I never knew she was Canadian until she mistakenly took a plastic Bonsi tree as a real one, and when she realized she was on youtube, she had dem Canadian dimples!

by papasmurf69696969 April 4, 2014

8 bit dimples

When a fat bitch is so well-fed that her thighs have a vast amount of dimples resulting in an 8-bit appearance.

Guy 1: Good lord! Have you seen Sally in those short shorts?
Guy 2: Unfortunately I have. I lost my eyesight after I saw her

ungodly 8 BIT DIMPLES.

by T_SwiZzZ December 20, 2012

Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.

person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023