Dayton

Dayton is the hyper psycho kid who always sits in the back of your class. He's always on his phone or computer and couldn't care less about the lesson. He's energetic and crazy and selfish. Get into an argument with him? He'll be merciless. This dude knows his way around computers- hand your phone to him and it'll get screwed over. This dude always has a faux hawk laden with gel- oh, the pounds and pounds of gel...

Dayton is a talented programmer.

by yourmiddleschoolpal October 23, 2018

Dalton

He shidded

Weed.dalton

by Not a diabetic January 21, 2021

DAXTON

Daxton is a pretty cool dude. He is kind and a gamer. He eats junk food for a living and is a Pokemon MASTER

Wow that fat dude just beat Cynthia! He must be a DAXTON

by BOB THE BUILDER12343 May 19, 2022

depressed dalton

When a person gets sad and listens to Panic! at the Disco while slitting his wrist in the bathtub for 3 hours. But looks at cute animals afterwards to cheer himself up.

Bruh, I just pulled a depressed dalton. :(

by I_drink_Bleach09 May 2, 2018

Dirty Dayton

Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)

Hey Karol, wanna do the dirty dayton ? I’ll bring the butterfinger.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.

by Shanannabananas March 12, 2022

Doing a dalton

Standing outside someone's house and leaching his WiFi.

I just saw that guy doing a dalton

by RedderChedder August 31, 2014

Dayton

A small city in Ohio, located in Montgomery County and is associated with the "Rust Belt" of the mid-west. Dayton wants so bad to be like Columbus and Cincinnati that it embraces its high crime rate, but refuses to add anything of value to draw economic growth.

It is home to wannabe "gangstas", pretentious wannabe "big city" dwellers and abandoned houses and factories.

Biff: "Well, tonight Madison and I shall be dinning at Jay's"
De' Travion: "Boy you be thirsty, cuz me n my boyz gone steal yo ride, bitch..."
Dan: "God help me...I have to get out of Dayton"

by Rule303 March 17, 2011