douche bag 

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

douche bag by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011

douche bag 

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps

One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."

douche bag by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011

Douche bag 

a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin

That Douche bag is stupid

Douche bag by type It January 3, 2016

douche bag 

A person who thinks that they are the most knowledgeable source of information on a particular topic when in reality they don't jackshit about it. This person parades around as an expert on subjects, which by sheer nature of their lack of intelligence, prevents them from ever having the slightest expertise of knowledge about the subject.

That Wayne Greene is a real douche bag because he thinks he knows so much about surgery, when he doesn't even have a medical degree.

douche bag by John Gibbs September 10, 2006

douche bag 

what you are for looking this up.

by actually looking up this definition and reading this, you are a douche bag.

douche bag by Lindsey Marie :] October 11, 2006

douche bag 

A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

douche bag by Johnny John Johnson March 7, 2004

douche bag 

A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!

My friend, that piece of shit!

douche bag by Bob November 17, 2004