Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

Danish ara

Jazib main love interest Danish is in denial that she doesn't love him but she will realize soon...

Danish Ara is jazib crush

by TheNotoriousGlassesWearingNerd October 12, 2022

Danish-Kringle

The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.

We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.

by Larry Stephen’s October 19, 2022

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022

danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to

Danish dick dancing...look it up.

by TedNugentWatchesYouPee July 4, 2023

Danish Pancake

A sexual act where a danish girl sits on top of you and smears Crème brûlée on your taint.

Damn that Danish Pancake was gnarly!

by fredfig March 21, 2024

Danish Pancake

A small danish lady mounts your face and smears creme brule on your taint.

Oh ja, you like ze Danish Pancake? Let me add a bigger schmear.

Oh yeah, fold it like a Danish Pancake.

by fredfig March 28, 2024