by Kaskalurt June 14, 2017

A intellectually challenged female with tig ole bitties that lets anyone poke her big over-used gaping hole.
Person a: you seen Dani lately?
Person b: is that the one with the infection in her hole from getting it poked by all the dudes on tinder?
Person a: you seen Dani lately?
Person b: is that the one with the infection in her hole from getting it poked by all the dudes on tinder?
by TheDayAlwaysCums October 20, 2023

Best friends. Every Feli needs a Dani and every Dani needs a Feli.
It's like Spongebob and Patrick, Andy and Lou, Harry and Ron, Wayne and Garth, Ren and Stimpy, J.P Dorian and Christopher Turk , Ernie and Bert, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
It's like Spongebob and Patrick, Andy and Lou, Harry and Ron, Wayne and Garth, Ren and Stimpy, J.P Dorian and Christopher Turk , Ernie and Bert, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Person A: Oh look there are Dani and Feli
Person B: oh time to go
Person A: yo are you still friends with Feli
Dani: yes? It's like asking you if you're still the son of your dad
teacher: write down your definition of friendship
class: Dani and Feli
Person B: oh time to go
Person A: yo are you still friends with Feli
Dani: yes? It's like asking you if you're still the son of your dad
teacher: write down your definition of friendship
class: Dani and Feli
by qp.qp April 2, 2017

one of the best people you’ll ever meet. she’s my ride or die forever and you should never take her for granted because she is so strong. she shows her love in subtle ways but you know she loves you. she is an amazing person and she definitely knows that. (she’s also so beautiful)
Girl = “dani is so mean”
Dani’s friend = “you just don’t know her like i do, she’s not mean she just shows her love differently. she is amazing and you should shut up.”
Dani’s friend = “you just don’t know her like i do, she’s not mean she just shows her love differently. she is amazing and you should shut up.”
by woopwoop 🔥🔥 March 31, 2024

dani is a very kind girl. she is very overprotective and most likely the mom of the group. she is pretty smart and has high average grades, she is super pretty but doesn’t know it. probably the most gorgeous girl in school and everyone is secretly jealous of her. she wants to grow her hair out long and has strict parents.
guy one: look at that girl over there, i think i have a crush on her.
guy two: no way?!? dani!? me too.
girl 1: ugh i’m so jealous of dani.
girl 2: me too! dani is literally perfect.
guy two: no way?!? dani!? me too.
girl 1: ugh i’m so jealous of dani.
girl 2: me too! dani is literally perfect.
by _.thequeenofthecastle._ December 22, 2020
