pitch a curveball

Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.

Get out of my way, after drinking that coffee I really have to go pitch a curveball.

by johnnybass January 16, 2009

Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010

Double Perv Curve

verb - the action in which a pervert says bye to a group of girls by holding up both hands and waving.

He just double perv curved to that group of girls

by BladeSplitter12 October 12, 2010

Heavens Curve

Usually referring to a mans penis being slightly to largely curved while an erection is occuring.

Tech n9ne: "You love my leg in thrid, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."

by mcnasty_303 April 20, 2009

curve

Brought to the College of William and Mary campus per a women's basketball, Boogie. Filtrated throughout the campus by every member of the Tribe Women's Basketball team. The term "curve" has multiple meanings;
1. to avoid something or someone
2. to drop something, as in conversation
3. to dismiss someone or something said

Example (1):
Boy: Hey shawty, what yo name is?
Girl: *rolls eye and keeps walkin* (Boy has just been curved)

Example(2):

Joe: What happened last night man?
Billy: So, you know how Becky told me she was staying at Ashley's, well she told Ashley she was staying at Rebecca's and, told Rebecca she was staying with me, when she was actually staying with Stephen.

Joe: You know what man, I have no idea what you're talkin about anymore, just curve that i even asked.

Example(3):
Coach: Get on the baseline!!
Team: CURRRVVEEE!

by chaybizzy44 May 4, 2011

curve

one ya self, leave, bounce, or just plain and simple telling someone to get out of your face and go somewhere.

i'm tired of ya cats talkin junk, ya need to curve.

by hardtobody April 8, 2007

Curveball

A person with a severe dick curve that often looks like a pitcher throwing a curveball

Curt has a freaking Curveball damn!

by T-stroke May 4, 2005