crotch freeze

when you're wading into a pool, lake, etc. and the cold water reaches up there and makes you want to get out

I was about to turn around because the water gave me a crotch freeze but then my friend splashed me and I had to go in.

by wangnotlohan June 14, 2011

Crotch lunch

A lunch you have where your meal is sitting between your legs (in your crotch) when driving. This meal is very common to busy people who have no time to sit down and eat so they drive and eat at the same time.

Person 1: "I have to get to work but i havent eaten yet!"
Person 2: "Run by the McDonalds drive through then"
Person 1: "Damn this is the 4th crotch lunch this week!"

by jaytee15 December 27, 2011

Cold Crotch

When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.

“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”

by LadyPink666 January 11, 2019

Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013

crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010

Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.

I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.

by Vastrix July 7, 2010

sex crotch

a crotch that is smelly and moist proceeding sexual intercourse. Sex crotch happens after intercourse.

Alexandra said, "I must take a shower before work because i have sex crotch."

Johnathan said, "Let's have sex before i take a shower so that i don't go to bed with sex crotch"

Leta said, "I love the smell of sex crotch in the morning "

by skjco August 21, 2016