by MangoPenetration February 2, 2025
Get the yellow croc enthusiastmug. Croc is known to be one looking for a younger girl. He claims that his dick is quite long when really it isn't, it explains why he hits on the young! Now croc can be a babe but also a turtle with glasses.
by I like Landon September 28, 2017
Get the Crocmug. Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023
Get the Crocsmug. When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.
Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...
by LordKibachi January 30, 2021
Get the Croc-A-Babymug. by BidnetMane August 4, 2022
Get the Fuck me crocsmug. by Genmortiz August 24, 2022
Get the The Flying Crocmug.