Croc of Shit

A shoe (preferably crocs) that has been shit in by a dog or another person. It also feels really weird and disgusting when you put them on.

The other day, the Shit Goblin struck again when I went to put on my shoes. Instead, I got a Croc of Shit.

by all-hail-cthulhu January 6, 2026

yellow croc enthusiast

Someone who really likes Crocs of the yellow variety.

Yo, this guy is a yellow Croc enthusiast

by MangoPenetration February 2, 2025

Black Crocs Energy

Similar to Black Airforce One Energy. A person with no fears and instantly reacts without hesitation no matter the morality of the situation.

Someone that only cares about oneself and nobody else.

You have black crocs energy.

by Proxcty February 28, 2023

Crocs

A see you later alligator shoe.

Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023

croc pilled

To be indoctrinated by the raw power and unmatched comfort of Crocs

Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."

by FroyoAnto February 20, 2024

Croc strap

Essential in intercourse. Primary use during standing doggystyle as a handle for the female to grasp onto. Secondly during missionary. The female will typically use these to spread her legs

Spread your legs a little more baby.

“Mmm let me grab my croc strap

by Asmryoass June 14, 2022