A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
by vwortboy July 1, 2009
Get the internal crabs mug.A Christmas Crease is found on summer clothing when you grab them out of the closet/draw in the New Year. This permanent looking crease is embedded in the clothing because they've been stored in the same spot for a period of time.
Bob shows up at work on a spring Monday morning with ruler-straight line across his chest on his shirt:
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
Co-Worker: "Hey Bob, nice shirt. Were you trying to impale yourself on the end of a table or something?"
Bob: "Thanks, Dick. No, it's just last seasons shirt with a Christmas Crease from the holidays"
by Mtmtb April 13, 2010
Get the Christmas Crease mug.The crease in one's belly fat that is formed when sitting to close to the desk, while playing World of Warcraft.
by Menotank October 7, 2011
Get the craft-crease mug.by hattricks March 24, 2012
Get the yard crabs mug.What happens when you can't seem to wipe enough, especially after a long night of drinking.
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks
Symptoms include:
Burning and itching
Consistent need to go to the restroom and wipe
Brown skid in your underwear
Feeling like someone intentionally put grease between your butt cheeks
Patient: "I can't seem to shake this feeling doctor. I keep going to the bathroom and trying to clean myself but it doesn't seem to work. A few minutes later, I am standing there again and it comes right back."
Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."
Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."
Doctor: "You are suffering from a buttery crease."
Or with your friends:
1st guy: "Dude, why are you in the bathroom all the time?"
2nd guy: "I've got a buttery crease."
by rocket chic January 19, 2013
Get the Buttery Crease mug.When an errant of ejaculant sprays and lands on ones pants and left to dry over night, sticking ones pants together.
by Olive but hole May 9, 2016
Get the cum crease mug.The act of making a distinct bend in your raffle card/paper before dropping it in a bowl used for a drawing. As a raffle-drawer is more likely to pick a card that sticks out rather than lays flat, it increases the chance of the card being drawn.
I really wanted to win the signed Wallace and Gromit statue, so I gave my raffle ticket a Weebsbury Crease.
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