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Cave cousins

Two people that vaguely know each other ( co-workers, have the same class, etc) and have had sex with the same person.
I didn’t know Dave and I were cave cousins until we were chatting in the break room
by Charles Rizzman December 19, 2022
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Sister cousin

Sister cousin is the nicest I love her sissy
by 459395 April 3, 2023
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illegitimate weiner cousin

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
by timmy10 October 15, 2019
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double-first cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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second co-cousin-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day
by Pigfish August 14, 2021
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Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III

The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."

Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"
by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022
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