Unliberalized Coochie

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)
Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister
by Rionox January 08, 2023
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coochie cobs

when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs
yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”
by sophalicious September 18, 2021
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coochie monger

1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know
Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger
by blehhhhhhhh8 January 09, 2019
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coochie demon

Damn she’s a coochie demon
by March 22, 2021
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Coochie SideQuest

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 16, 2022
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Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade
"she bad as fuck and I heard she got that yummy coochie splatter"
by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019
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Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 16, 2022
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