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coochie monger

1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know
Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger
by blehhhhhhhh8 January 9, 2019
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Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.
by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019
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spooky coochie

When a hoe got a dusty dirty cobweb up in her coochie
"Spewn said she got a spooky coochie."
by spookycoochie October 5, 2018
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coochie graber

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie
by Lina bennet September 10, 2022
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Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.
by Battle Rocket November 3, 2022
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Coochie Curds

dick cheese, except for people with vaginas
Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!
by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022
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coochie demon

Damn she’s a coochie demon
by anonymous March 22, 2021
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