"Garrison the conversation"

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009

door conversation

When a social gathering is about to disband, everyone makes their way to the exit, and then continues to talk for another 15 minutes.

"Well, I guess I should be going..."
*makes way to door*
15 Minutes later: *still chatting, altho now dressed in coat, shoes, etc* - This is a door conversation

by RK089 March 12, 2007

Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Conversation Stopic

Adj-
1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual

2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience

Liz: he's the classiest redneck i know

Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages

Liz: ...conversation stopic

by CdaleBeatsSP January 5, 2011

Conversation jacker

The nause that listens to a conversation and tries to take it over, unaware that they were at no point invited into the conversation so no one gives a fuck what they say.

Mike: so Steve who do you think will win the league this year?

Gareth: I reckon United have a shot

Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up

Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker

by Jack Convo November 24, 2016

Conversational Supremacy

The state of euphoria in which you more or less dictate a conversation. Usually achieved through some combination of a strong personality, an energized mood, respect and intrigue from your audience, and a string of successful jokes/valid points. In such a state, the people you're shmoozing with will tend to agree with most of the things you say, and laugh at even your mildly funny jokes. You also possess the power to dismiss topics or people you're uninterested in from the conversation, usually by either remaining silent or comically pointing out a flaw in reasoning or the unfunniness of a joke. In short, you are the alpha.

The person enjoying Conversational Supremacy: "Look at that dude who just ordered the chai and the muffin. Sporting not one but two fanny packs."

The friends around the table: *Raucous laughter

CS: "Talk about a panty peeler"

*more laughter

The friend that nobody likes: "Wouldn't it be so funny if we all wore those one day, but like as satchels or someth..."

CS: "Just stop. that's really stupid."

*laughter from the group

CS: "So who's up for a movie night?"

*animated response from the group

by Theoveranalyst October 30, 2011

Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
>.>

by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011