by pippipcheerio May 13, 2011
Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.
Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!
Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
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Person2: Yeah they are.
Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!
Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
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by eggybreadhead January 12, 2011
The nause that listens to a conversation and tries to take it over, unaware that they were at no point invited into the conversation so no one gives a fuck what they say.
Mike: so Steve who do you think will win the league this year?
Gareth: I reckon United have a shot
Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up
Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker
Gareth: I reckon United have a shot
Mike: no one asked you Gareth shut the fuck up
Steve: yeah fuck off you conversation jacker
by Jack Convo November 24, 2016
Adj-
1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual
2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience
1) An awkward comment stopping the flow of conversation between a group or individual
2) A topic of conversation that receives no reaction from the attempted audience
Liz: he's the classiest redneck i know
Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages
Liz: ...conversation stopic
Greg: yeah i bet he gives good foot massages
Liz: ...conversation stopic
by CdaleBeatsSP January 05, 2011
To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.
Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."
Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."
(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)
Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."
(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)
Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."
(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)
Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."
(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)
Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".
by No One Has A Clue September 25, 2008
A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.
I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.
by bfoltz43 August 10, 2009
When you're talking with someone who says stuff you can't make sense out of, so you treat their sentences as a superposition of all possible interpretations and reply to them generically enough such that when the point finally becomes clear, all your previous replies still make sense and you didn't end up having to make a fool out of yourself along the way.
I've had such a quantum conversation with my friend again. Thankfully I finally managed to understand what he was on about before I agreed to something stupid.
by Tomlacko October 29, 2022