coming off a turd

A special category of farts. These babies pack a punch and can clear a room.

Caused by not having had a bowel movement and the farts get that extra smelly boost from the deuce on deck.

I hate when someone drops ass in the subway.

I know. Especially one "coming off a turd"

by Cosmo88 November 17, 2017

Coming different

To look better than you usually do

Ooh my sis is coming different😍

by Starlight221 November 25, 2018

coming out

when somebody of not straight sexual orientation reveals it to a person close to then

lesbian coming out

lesbian girl:hey dad? i'm lesbian
dad:what does that mean, lisa?
lisa:i like girls, dad
dad:holy shit, me too

by Duriaes January 25, 2023

Bareback Coding

Writing Software in your Production Environment where a mistake can end career(s) and possibly lives.

Ken: John, we don't have a development environment to write code in.

John: Can we safely do it in Production?

Ken: Not a chance in hell

John: Sounds like we have some hot bareback coding ahead of us!

by mcdoh! March 18, 2011

cock corning

The act of sticking your dick in a bucket of popcorn. After cock corning, the popcorn is then known as "dick corn"

I just went to the movie theater with my girlfriend and I slapped some nigga's popcorn and started cock corning that bitch. It was funny until I realized I would be eating dick corn for the rest of the movie. Then that nigga fuckin slapped my bitch and took the dick corn. Then it became funny again and at the end if the movie that mother fuckin bucket was empty!

by Cheezbukets November 30, 2014

gay cloning

The phenomenon describing how many gay guys are attracted to other guys who look exceedingly similar to themselves.

A: Have you ever noticed how so many gay couples look like each other?
B: Yeah, of course. It's gay cloning.

by SpillingTea January 16, 2015

Guerrilla Coding

Also known as Guerrilla Programming or Guerrilla Development, this technique of coding is employed by only the best. Their hiring manager and the higher ups that don't know shit about programming definitely think these dudes are "Unicorns" and they love that these guys can code, design do Visios and PowerPoints and present them at Keynotes and other engagements, especially around tech savvy clients or at least clients who think they are tech savvy but again probably don't know shit.

Common characteristics a Guerrilla Coder (Unicorns):

1. They have near 20 years experience in the business, but probably have been programming since 7, brining up their experience to well over the three decade mark. A programmer like this with 35 years coding experience has seen and done it all.

2. They have balls. They take risks that other programmers on their team would never do. And people respect them for that.

3. They are pretty arrogant, but have the skills and experience and reputation and balls to back it up. So they don’t really care if they are stepping on other developer’s toes. Again Balls and Respect.

4. Sometimes they break the built. But on one else on the team has the balls to tell them shit.

5. They love the saying “I don’t always test my code, but when I do I do it in production.” Somehow they get away with not thoroughly testing their code like the other developers, but that’s because somehow it almost always works.

My Guerrilla Coding Manager broke the fucking build again, but somehow he fixed it in 5 minutes. Fucking Guy is nuts but somehow always gets our team across the finish line.

by H.I.A. Saint October 5, 2017