Comment Edits

Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS

Edit: THANKS FOR 300 LIKES ALL I'VE EVER GOT IS 70

Example of typical Comment Edits.

by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020

Comment Convo

A conversation that takes place on facebook between two people, online at the same time, that comment on each other walls instead of using the chat feature.

John: "I got so many notifications on my facebook due to your comment convo with Jane"

by Workboat42 September 2, 2010

comment skim

The act of, typically on YouTube and other media sites, skimming the comments for their rating without actually reading the comments, in hope of finding comments that have been highly rated for being insightful or a good sense of quick, bite-sized humor.

I'm going to comment skim this article. Maybe someone posted something hilarious.

by Jon VonDouchenheimer September 4, 2013

Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.

Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.

by DrBrian December 22, 2020

Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 9, 2019

rule34 comments

Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**

Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..

by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021

Comments Section

What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!

by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020