Kootenay Cocktail

a mixture of beer and rum

pour some whiskey into my molson, please, feeling like a Kootenay Cocktail tonight

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 07, 2021

Mosoltov Cocktail

Fancy liquor concoctions served at Jewish Celebrations

Portnoy made sure the bartenders at his son's Bris served their delicious mosoltov cocktails AFTER ceremony!

by blewdodolavoodoo November 07, 2013

mollietov cocktail

A drink mixture consisting of any type of alcohol and mollie

Here, drink this mollietov cocktail and then let's get weird.

by thecelticboar January 13, 2013

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 06, 2022

Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.

Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!

by chicagohotness September 26, 2020

Banana Cocktail

Sex Act for females: heat up a banana. cut the tip off. masturbate with it. And when you cum, you squeeze the banana while it’s inside you to simulate getting simultaneous orgasms.

I had a banana cocktail last night. It was amazing.

by Steven Franks May 08, 2020