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clockcock

A COCK WHERE THE "HANDS" ARE COCKS
CHECK THE TIME ON THAT CLOCKCOCK
by Go Jolds August 2, 2016
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coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
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cockblockey

I am a cockblockey
by Jon Mouchet December 11, 2003
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cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.
Yuks is a cockblocking legend.
by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009
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cockblock

when a man is attracted to a women then another man comes and steals the women from the other man
Randy is such a cockblock.
by Ijihg April 22, 2010
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the facebook cockblock

The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
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cockblock

It is of Itailian origin, and it is a cube, or a block, full of cock(s)
You dumb ass hoe cockblock.
by cockblock101 March 11, 2005
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