An alternate world where an everlonging circus takes place, fueled by a psychedlelic atmosphere where the conductors inform you about their goals. They only aim to please its visitors, and when the show is almost over, you're guarenteed to ask them from more. The American Metaphysical Circus is hosted by The United States Of America, and will serve you with pleasure and pain. Or in other words, a world of colours and dreams.
Man 1: "I tripped out to The American Metaphysical Circus. I was surrounded by strange sounds and instruments, and in the center of my mind, they were torturing a bear."
Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"
Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."
Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)
Man 2: "Whoa man, sounds strange, how much does it cost?"
Man 1: "The cost of one admission is your mind."
Man 2: "hmm." (walks away)
by Metaphyscial September 19, 2010
Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head
After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.
by K December 17, 2003
by ssnryno July 25, 2006
A perverted circus creature that comes to life in the night in your bedroom. See also pervert, murderer, pedafile, voyeur, and rapist
1. Hello!!!! This is Krispi the Circus Clown!!!!! Sleep with one eye open!!! Huhuh!
2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"
2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"
by Krispi September 08, 2006
a prostitute (usually a ringmaster or young female) at a circus who wears leather and rubbery clothing and sells her body for money to suit her needs.
by MaxZorinIndustries December 02, 2010
The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.
John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!
by K of NJ April 24, 2009
Freakishly amazing circumstances.
adam: yeah so right before we start having sex she whispers to me, "I have two pussies."
josh: Oh, wow.
adam: and i was really drunk so i just started in at one, and it was the wrong one.
josh: that's unbelievable.
adam: yeah, i definitely went for the wrong one and i felt it go, "rriiipp!" Oh my gosh, it was some circus shit.
josh: Oh, wow.
adam: and i was really drunk so i just started in at one, and it was the wrong one.
josh: that's unbelievable.
adam: yeah, i definitely went for the wrong one and i felt it go, "rriiipp!" Oh my gosh, it was some circus shit.
by Duder O'Malley March 20, 2006