your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
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Get the Christopher mug.Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.
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A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
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Get the christopher mug.A Chris may sometimes seem ordinary, as he doesn't want to stand out. He is modest and selfless and would never want to willingly offend anyone unintentionally.
He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.
A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
He can be difficult at expressing his emotions fully, but when he does he will always be honest.
He is extremely intelligent and talented, although he denies it.
A Chris is always a little more than perfect.
"That Christopher guy is insanely good at table tennis."
"How can he be so good at Maths?"
"Wow... Mozart has competition."
"How can he be so good at Maths?"
"Wow... Mozart has competition."
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