Christopher 

your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid

christopher is a giant giga chad

Christopher by fu,kgvmhvchjjvygjcjm hnhgc m h September 20, 2022

Christopher 

Hes incredably fucking hot. he is a massive pussy magnet. and gets all the bitches.

oh wow christopher has the hottest girl in the school, in his pants

Christopher by nudes ;)? 832-581-7497 October 5, 2022

Christopher 

Me, Myself and I.

I am Christopher.

Christopher by FestiveOnUD October 8, 2022

Christopher 

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.

1. Christopher is so hot and sexy

2. I Knooowwwwww

Christopher by LiterallyBritish December 13, 2022

christopher 

allisann’s really cool hot beautiful sexy boyfriend

“yo who is christopher? he’s kinda cute ngl”
“that’s allisann’s boyfriend”

christopher by allisann February 13, 2023

Christopher 

most Christopher's are very caring people but suffer a lot in silent and if you say something little as "You didn't care enough you him" you could possible hurt him a lot so be carful on what you say because one little thing can be bigger than you think. and don't let him suffer because he might have depressed thought's and if you think he is joking on suicidal stuff he isn't

person :I bet you don't what pain is
Christopher: ...
person Christopher?
Christopher: starts crying*

Christopher by info holder 2.0 February 28, 2023

christopher 

A kid who is always up to party and have a good time

Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Christopher comes.

christopher by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023